Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape? Super Shady!

Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame filmed a professional sex tape with porn star James Deen...and wanted to leak it as an "oops"...but it didn't quite work out.

Reportedly, Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham and porn and Canyons star James Deen wanted to film a sex tape and pretend it got leaked accidentally, but a few things went wrong:
  • Farrah planned the sex tape. So, first and foremost, pretending a sex tape got leaked when it was intentional isn't the most brilliant idea. Although it could have been Kris Jenner / Kim Kardashian's plan and it did work for them.
  • Farrah and Deen were seen holding hands at Vivid Entertainment's studios. You know, where they filmed their 'accidental' sex tape.
  • Farrah made an 'accidental' sex tape with a porn star. Aren't sex tapes usually amateur? Wouldn't porn stars save their talent for the screen? (Reportedly, Deen actually did - Vivid approached him to participate in this obviously staged porn.)
  • Farrah is still denying this tape exists. While we all enjoy a good denial when there's plausible deniability, Farrah was seen at the porn studio with her co-star. I'm not sure what she thinks people would believe she was doing there, especially because James Deen strongly denies that the pair are dating or anything.
In any case, this is a clearly classy move on Farrah's part. I guess now that the Teen Mom paychecks are gone, she needs another source of income. She'd done some modeling and stuff, but I guess that wasn't enough? I'm not exactly sure that Farrah's sending the right message to pregnant teenagers everywhere, which is something along the lines of, "Heeeyyy I got pregnant in high school, then I got famous on MTV and now I have a sex tape, a DUI and tons of plastic surgery. AWESOME!!!!"

The best part of all of this is the quote from Farrah's mom, Debra Danielson:

Per Daily Mail: Debra told TMZ: 'My daughter has never expressed interest in things like that,' referring to the alleged sex tape.

 OBVIOUSLY!!!! What daughter sits down with her mom and is like, "Mom, I think I want to make a sex tape!" Seriously, Debra, do you really think Farrah would've sat down with you before making this decision and asked for your support. Ugh, let's be realistic!

I would guess this isn't the last weird thing we'll be seeing from Ms. Abraham. Looking forward to the next crazy event!

Update: Farrah admits that she made this sex tape to document how she looks at the best time of her life, and wants to shop it around for a few million dollars. Wow, just wow.

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