Monday, December 31, 2012

Kim Kardashian is Pregnant With Kanye West's Baby!

I don't believe a thing that Kim Kardashian does isn't completely calculated. So when Kanye West announced at his concert that Kim's pregnant, I did have an "oh my goodness" moment, but not because I thought Kim may have forgotten her birth control.

A survey confirmed that America wants less Kardashian news in 2013, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Why? Because Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye West's baby is something that momager Kris Jenner can pimp out like CRAZY.

Because the Kardashians seem to be falling out of favor, and Kim and Kanye seem to believe that their romance is forever, I think the pair planned to get pregnant in order to keep Kim and company relevant. That and they're reportedly shopping around to get their wedding on TV and nobody's biting, so they needed a backup plan. (Need I note that a child should never be a backup plan?)

I could just be cynical - the pair may have genuinely discussed having children, getting married and stepping out of the spotlight to raise their child quietly together, but I don't think anyone really believes that. And oh yeah, there's that whole pesky court case that's still open because Kim is still legally married to Kris Humphries! If Kim's trying to dig an even bigger hole to prove her marriage was a fraud, I think the baby just did that. Congratulations, Kim, you may have just handed your savings over to Mr. Humphries.

Kanye initially announced the news during his concert on December 30th at his concert in Atlantic City, NJ. The Kardashian clan then confirmed the news in true Kardashian fashion - via social media. Kendall Jenner even called the unborn baby a "Kimye" baby, using the media's often negative nickname for the pair.

I bet Kris Jenner's already planning how to pimp this kid out for more Kardashian cash.

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