Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Coming Out With a Couture Fashion Line

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a clothing line featuring 'couture' clothing. I'm using the term couture loosely.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of "Jersey Shore" fame has a 'couture' clothing line. The clothing line will feature t-shirts, sweatshirts and accessories.

Um, wow. Just wow. Is dressing like "The Situation" not your thing? You can also dress like J-Woww, if you'd like, by dressing in her line, Filthy Couture.

Congratulations, "The Situation" and Karina Smirnoff for making it to week two of "Dancing with the Stars!" Unfortunately, we lost David Hasselhoff from the dancing competition. I guess people didn't learn to not hassle the Hoff.