Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A week of New Jersey Girls Named Kimberly

I'm aware that it's only Tuesday, but I've only watched two reality shows so far this week, both of which were about New Jersey and had a character named Kimberly.

On The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Kim G. made trouble by telling Caroline that Jacqueline is obsessed with Danielle. First of all, this is inappropriate because it's a lie. Secondly, this was at Teresa's party. Third, clearly Jacqueline is not obsessed with Danielle. If anything, Danielle is obsessed with Jacqueline and Caroline! Shame on you, Kim G., shame.

On another note, isn't Danielle supposed to be broke? She claims she is, yet she's having breast surgery. And, she claims she's so sensitive about her body, yet she took pole dancing lessons in the last episode, recently had a sex tape scandal, and when the doctor asked Danielle to show her breasts for an exam, she whipped them out without the slightest bit of modesty. Hypocritical, Ms. Danielle?

Random: Did anyone hear about Teresa's bankruptcy?

Next up was Jersey Couture. Kimberly, who is happily married, set her sights on getting her sister, Christina, on a blind date. While this was fun and somewhat interesting, the real point of interest was hearing Christina say Kimberly's name. Has anyone listened to this? It sounds like Kimmely. Kim-muh-lee. It's kind of like the 'ber' part of her name took a trip to the Jersey Shore and never came back. (Maybe Kimmely is a nickname, like Snooki?) I kind of hope so, although my vote is on the fact that Christina's just slurring her words.

One more thing: Danielle Staub's singing debut actually wasn't awful. I'm surprised! It sure beats Kim's rendition of "Don't Be Tardy for the Party" (sung like "Don't be Toddy for the Potty") and Countess Luann's "Money Can't Buy You Class."

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